The rude, the annoying, and the downright whorish

ARGH

Whyyy *pissed*

Ok, I'll start with the rude. If you see someone on the internet that is overweight, if you post LOLZ MAN THE HARPOONZ I hope someone slaps you in the face. I swear, if I was this mad the last time I saw that I would say "No thanks, I'd rather man the toilet paper to wipe up the assholes"

People are so dang ignorant... 3/4 of the people I know that are overweight do not sit on their asses and eat twinkies all day. What REALLY pisses me off is that when people try to work out, you can hear people laughing at them behind their backs. Are these people seriously so damn rude and inconsiderate that they're going to mock people for TRYING to lose weight?

And for those that thing they're perfect, guess what. When you hit your 40s or have kids, you're going to gain weight. The people you used to make fun of are going to laugh their asses off at you when you're bald and have a beer belly. And I will not feel sorry for any of you.

Oh, and don't feed me bs about celebrity moms losing all their baby weight instantaneously. To do that they have to shove their kids off into the arms of a nanny as soon as they're born. I'm sorry, but that is NOT parenting. They should be ashamed of themselves for caring more about their figures than their newborn child. Oh, and they like to use crazy unhealthy diets on top of it all. "Well, honey I'm dying because I went on some insane diet after you were born that turned out to be slowly poisoning me so no moar mom for you. Kthnx bye."

On to the annoying: trolls. You are not funny. You are not cute. Stfu or get the hell out. Living off of the shock of others is freaking sad. A good rule of thumb is if you wouldn't say it to your Grandmother, don't say it to total strangers over the internet. If you honestly enjoy it that much, congratualations: you are a miserable excuse for a human being. Get off the internet and go outside *sings a few bars of "There is Life Outside Your Apartment"*

Shock value is stupid. It might work a few times on most people, but after a while all anyone wants to do is put in ear plugs and ignore you. I'm also looking at you PETA.

Last but not least: the downright whorish.

DON'T POST PICTURES OF YOUR DAMN CLEAVAGE (or more...eww) ON THE INTERNET.

Unless you want to get kidnapped and raped that is. If thats what floats your boat fine, just stay far away from me.

Well, now that thats out of my system...

I have to get back to my non internet life. Byeonara - gaaah, I'm turning into a dang harvest sprite. Google it if you're clueless :) Harvest Moon is fun <3

I have been fooled

That site I thought was hacked really wasn't after all. It was a very convincing april fools joke. So convincing in fact, that many people tried to claim they were the hacker responsible. Way to go guys...way to go.

Help! Police! Murder!

How many of you have encountered something like this:

ZOMG. EYE LIEK... HATE U. UR DED 4 INSULTING MY FANDOM BEETCH.

Well, I have - and to those of you who haven't please tell me your secret. I would like to maintain the kernel of sanity I have left.

To those of you who haven't figured it out, I'm talking about fangirls. Not the normal ones, I will readily admit I have participated in my share of rational fangirling, but the rabid ones.

Ladies (and Gentlemen) take a chill pill. The world is not going to come to an end just because someone does not like your favorite book/movie/video game/fast food restaurant/whatever. All that effort you are wasting freaking out about something that will not matter in 5 years could be put to something much more worthwhile. Get a hobby guys.

Oh, and the same goes for you all over there nodding smugly. I'm talking to you rabid anti-fandom people. You are not helping.

Both extremes just need to take a step back and calm the heck down. No one is accomplishing anything by hurling insults back and forth.

Well, you might be wondering what inspired me to write this entry. Well, earlier today I wandered over to one of the sites that I wanted to get some material for my blog from only to find it had been hacked. Instead of finding the horror stories of violent fans, I found a violently pink page scrawled with nearly incoherent English.

Seriously people... do you honestly think you're making a point? The only thing you did is reaffirm people's opinion that certain members of your fandom are, for lack of a better word...batshit crazy. The sad part is, the majority of fans are simply people who innocently enjoy something. Not people who will hurl acid at people who make the mistake of saying "I do not like (fill in the blank)"

Lets imagine the Dr. Seuss classic "Green Eggs and Ham" from this standpoint.

The words "I do not like them Sam-I-Am would not be followed by more persistent badgering, but by Sam-I-Am pulling out a chainsaw and decapitating that other guy.

Basically, the moral of the entry is don't be a rabid fan and don't provoke the already rabid ones.

Also, hacking does not make you cool. It makes you a criminal. Just don't do it kids.

First entry, many more (hopefully) to come

Well, here goes nothing. I've been toying with the idea of starting my own blog for a while, and I've finally gotten around to it.

First of all, let me state that nothing here is meant to offend. It is simply my opinion. You either like it, or you don't.

My goal here is to try and give rational and humorous commentary on things I encounter in my life. I will mainly be focusing on the internet for one reason: people go completely berserk over the most ridiculous things.

Therein lies the true purpose of my blog, ranting about the fanatical and irrational side of the internet.

Well, enjoy. If you don't like it, don't read it :)